I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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