bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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