Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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