Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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