I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
