At least make sure they are 18
Why
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Randomize
