in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
He kissed a someone with a penis
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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