You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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