Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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