Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
where are you?
Hypothermia
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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