why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
