She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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