Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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