Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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