he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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