Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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