yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You took a bar mat shot.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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