My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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