After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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