Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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