Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
ugly people sure do ruin things
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
