it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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