Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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