They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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