She announced her abortion via fbk
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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