She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
