its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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