it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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