I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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