Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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