Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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