I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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