The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
