So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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