Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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