i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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