when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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