Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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