Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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