you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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