he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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