For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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