thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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