so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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