Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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