omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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