garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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