I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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