allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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