there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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