I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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