she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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