Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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