adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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